Dave McComb's Blog

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.

Not specifically said about Lance Armstrong, but with all the controversy in the news about whether he did or didn’t take steroids, I thought this bit from Daniel Tosh was appropriate.

Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck.